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Just think of all the free shampoo, mouthwash, and hand lotion you could be picking up at the airport today!

and a tip o' the lynch lid to mr. t. scully, south boston, mass for this fine contribution

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ralpheman.livejournal.com

We are getting very close, I think it is time to start manufacturing and selling "The Flying Suit". Since you will not be allowed to wear street clothes on an airplane because it can cause terrorism. So, we will either all have to fly naked, which I am not looking forward to for my own personal body image issues, we need a suit of spandex that you will have to wear to be able to get on an airplane. You also have to request the magazine/book you want to be on the plane, a Barnes and Noble will "stock" the planes (for a fee) with reading material.

The flying suit, we are on our way, another 5 years of Republicans in charge and we will long for the days or hiding under our desks in Nuclear drills.