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Little Seagull Lost

This juvenile seagull has been hanging around outside my office building for several days now, making sad keening noises. I recognize the noises as looking-for-mom noises, but she's nowhere to be seen -- and mama seagulls are usually very quick on the "My baby is in trouble! Must spring into action!"

We can't tell if his mother has decided now was the time to leave him to his own in the world, or if she died prematurely (there were reports of a dead seagull in the parking lot a few days ago, but who knows?) He doesn't seem ill nor injured; no visible injuries at least. He's just on his own and quite sad about the whole state of affairs.

He's lost all fear of people, too, mostly because I think people are taking pity on him and feeding him on their lunch breaks. I have yet to figure out if this is a good or bad thing. I haven't fed him myself. I don't know what would happen if Animal Control were called.

What would you name him?
You get negative points for using the words "jonathan" and "livingston" in your name suggestion.

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Date: 2006-08-18 12:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] markm.livejournal.com
How about Jonaston Livingthan?

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Date: 2006-08-18 12:38 am (UTC)

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Date: 2006-08-18 12:40 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
My suggestions for the moment ...

Stanley (as in the guy who found the explorer with the forbidden name)
Bugsy Seagull
(Seagull and) Shuster
Lemuel (Gull-iver)
Seagull Thomas Howell


Noah

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Date: 2006-08-18 01:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chanaleh.livejournal.com
Aw man, Bugsy Seagull was EXACTLY what I was about to post. p0wned!

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Date: 2006-08-18 12:40 am (UTC)

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Date: 2006-08-18 12:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mhaille.livejournal.com
Gullbert.

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Date: 2006-08-18 12:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] saint-buddha.livejournal.com
Rat with Wings. (My, am I a positive person today.)

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Date: 2006-08-18 12:59 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] alphacygni
No no, those are pigeons. Gulls kick pigeons' asses. I once saw a gull in Central Square swoop down, kill a pigeon, and fly off with its broken body. Seriously.

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Date: 2006-08-18 01:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] saint-buddha.livejournal.com
Then his name should be ROUS with wings.

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Date: 2006-08-18 04:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] luckimunki.livejournal.com
Are you sure it wasn't a hawk? Gulls don't prey on other birds, AFAIK.

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Date: 2006-08-18 12:59 am (UTC)

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Date: 2006-08-18 01:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] empire74.livejournal.com
Beaker.

(Because he's all gangly and hasn't grown into his beak yet... he looks to me like he's All Beak. Thus, Beaker.)

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Date: 2006-08-18 01:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] arielblue.livejournal.com
Ible.

Or maybe Iver.

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Date: 2006-08-18 01:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] grumqa.livejournal.com
Ralph Rodgers

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Date: 2006-08-18 01:47 am (UTC)

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Date: 2006-08-18 01:59 am (UTC)

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Date: 2006-08-18 02:00 am (UTC)

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Date: 2006-08-18 02:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] loree-borealis.livejournal.com
Kitty.

Because 1) we don't know it's not female, and 2) I enjoy naming animals after other kinds of animals.

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Date: 2006-08-18 02:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] archangelsk.livejournal.com
Perrin or Percy.

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Date: 2006-08-18 02:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] goat.livejournal.com
How about chihuahua?

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Date: 2006-08-18 02:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] coconuthead.livejournal.com
Fred or Wilbur

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Date: 2006-08-18 03:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] antikythera.livejournal.com
Fawkes, just to be ironic.

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Date: 2006-08-18 03:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jodied.livejournal.com
My vote is for "Would-crap-on-my-car-in-a-minute-if-given-the-chance."

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Date: 2006-08-18 04:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] luckimunki.livejournal.com
In college my friend and I named a seagull Tucker St. Lawrence. We wrote a poem about him. You should name him that.

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Date: 2006-08-18 08:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] phonemonkey.livejournal.com
Ark.

Hey, that way he'll be able to say his name.

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Date: 2006-08-18 01:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cynicalgal.livejournal.com
Gilligan.

Or Gull-igan.

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Date: 2006-08-18 01:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fancycwabs.livejournal.com
Lord Mastodon

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Date: 2006-08-18 03:35 pm (UTC)

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