oh for the love of my very educated mother

[spatch]

I don't care what those idiot astronomers are saying in their pissy-pants version of a Wikipedia revert war, Pluto.

You'll always be a planet in my book.

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[muffyjo]

Pluto is still a planet, it's just a dwarf planet. I'm sure Ceres doesn't mind the company. It got demoted back in the 1800s.

[spatch]

Pluto is the Milton of the solar system office.

"Yeaaaah, Pluto, well, about your planetary status..."
"But I was ... I was ... I was told I could be a planet, and..."
"Yeaaaah. We're going to have to revoke your planetary status..."
"But I was... I was part of the mnemonic and everything, and..."
"So if you could just move yourself over to the Dwarf Planet group..."
"But I... but..."
"...that'd be greaaaaat."
"I could burn the solar system down."

[muffyjo]

What about "I could bite your kneecaps!"

I think it's more cold than hot..perhaps threatening to freeze something would be more appropriate. :)