observation

[spatch]

This weekend I dreamt that Lindsay Lohan had dropped a large mirror of coke down a flight of stairs, and rather than clean it up the normal way, she simply got down and snorted it all up, step by step, until she reached the bottom.

I believe the metaphor in this is so naked and obvious it could be arrested for public indecency.

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[tylerpistol.livejournal.com]

The other night I had a dream I was hanging out with one of the Olson Twins, circa 1989. We were at some sort of festival on a pier. I realized that the Olson Twins would have had life so much easier if they stayed as two yoear old Michelle Tanner forever.