observation

[spatch]

This weekend I dreamt that Lindsay Lohan had dropped a large mirror of coke down a flight of stairs, and rather than clean it up the normal way, she simply got down and snorted it all up, step by step, until she reached the bottom.

I believe the metaphor in this is so naked and obvious it could be arrested for public indecency.

Comments

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But were the *stairs* mirrored?

[spatch]

Now that'd just be silly!