HOLY JESUS WHAT IS THIS GODDAMNED ANIMAL

[spatch]

IT CRAWLED ALONG THE WALL WHEN I WAS LOOKING
IT HAS ABOUT A ZILLION LEGS, IS MAYBE AN INCH LONG, AND LOOKS ALMOST FURRY

BLURRY CLOSE-UP OF FREAKY-LOOKING BUG IS AT THIS LINK I SWEAR TO GOD DON'T CLICK IF YOU GET SQUEAMISH, THIS GODDAMN THING IS LOVECRAFTIAN FOR CRYING OUT LOUD

DEAR GOD WHERE DID IT GO
IT'S NOT IN THE CORNER ANYMORE


edit: it's now ABOVE MY HEAD LORDY IT COULD JUMP AT ANY MOMENT
Abbie sees it and he is none too pleased with it either. AM READYING THE SMUSHY-THING AND THE DUSTPAN FOR QUICK DISPOSAL

edit 2: I smushed it. It ran. My god it could move. I had a styrofoam brick-thing from the TV set box and I just started smacking at it. It was above my door. It left a smudge on the wall. At least the smudge means it's D-E-D. Christ, I'm leaving it there and going to bed.


though I must say I'm very impressed that I got the cameraphone so close to the goddamn thing. if it had moved while I was near, though, lordy we'd have had A Real Situation On Our Hands.

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[arielblue.livejournal.com]

One time I was at work and I went to the drinking fountain to get a drink (that being the best thing to do at the drinking fountain) and when my nose was just about down to the faucet spout thingie and I was just about to push on the button to make the water come out, I realized there was ONE OF THOSE GODAWFUL THINGS RIGHT THERE IN THE SINK PART OF THE DRINKING FOUNTAIN FOUR INCHES FROM MY NOSE.

It was at least a week before I could even think about drinking from that fountain again. AUIGH.

[tyopsqueene.livejournal.com]

Will you all stop telling stories like this!

AAAAAAAAAAH!