dear arm & hammer

[spatch]

Who the hell puts a giant wedge of Stinky Cheese in their fridge, unwrapped, on a bare plate?

No wonder they'd need your Fridge De-Stinkifier or whatever the hell you're calling it.

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[antikythera.livejournal.com]

There used to be an ad for dishwasher soap where they put an entire uneaten baked casserole in a dishwasher, ran the dishwasher, and pulled out a sparkling clean casserole dish. I think it's the same philosophy -- "if our product works in this absurd situation, surely it'll work in your own home where you never do anything this weird".

[spatch]

I'll also mention the block of Stinky Cheese was placed right next to an unwrapped clove of garlic. It's like they're deliberately setting themselves up for failure here.

[antikythera.livejournal.com]

There's usually also a fish.

[spatch]

Why, of course! I mean, everybody buys their fish right from the fish market, totes it home in their bare hands, and just plops it down on the fridge shelf, right?

[sarcasma.livejournal.com]

A fridge just isn't a fridge without some lutefisk.

[fancycwabs.livejournal.com]

When I look at the package of crawfish tails from Wal-Mart, I worry about the olfactory delights of my fridge.