For years now Senor Grog has been collecting the ephemeral bits of trivia that are found under the caps of Nantucket Nectars juice. It's always some silly Nantucket thing ("Keith Johnson played shortstop on the Nantucket Nectars softball team", etc.)
There once was a boat from Nantucket, But the owner - he wanted to junk it. So we stole the boat (oh drama!) Renamed it Fly Hoochie Mama And anyone who says this poem stinks can suck it.
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dancing_serpent
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Date: 2006-09-22 02:22 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-09-22 02:52 pm (UTC)I think this cap takes the Hoochie cake.
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Date: 2006-09-22 02:23 pm (UTC)The Hoochie Mama
Is the flyest boat, sailing
Nantucket Hahbah
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Date: 2006-09-22 02:49 pm (UTC)But the owner - he wanted to junk it.
So we stole the boat (oh drama!)
Renamed it Fly Hoochie Mama
And anyone who says this poem stinks can suck it.
=)
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Date: 2006-09-22 10:09 pm (UTC)I pictured an ancient Grumman Mallard running shuttle service from Buzzard's Bay.
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Date: 2006-09-22 07:16 pm (UTC)"Muffy, get me a case of 40s if you're going to the packie."
Apropos of nothing...
Date: 2006-09-22 10:12 pm (UTC)