YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH PIZZA

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SO THERE'S THIS DUDE CALLED JIM WARREN (WATCH OUT HE PAINTED ONE WHERE A LADY IS SHOWING HER BUTT BUT IT'S ALL ARTISTIC AND SHIT)

AND HE IS LIKE TOTALLY THE FUCKIN RADDEST PAINTER EVER I MEAN HE PAINTS WITH TIGERS AND DOLPHINS AND AMERICA AND SHIT AND HE WOULD TOTALLY KICK THOMAS KINKADE'S ASS IN A BAR FIGHT

ANYWAY HE DID THIS ONE PAINTING CALLED STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN AND I WAS ALL OMG YEAH ZEP FUCKEN RULES MAN \m/ RAWK \m/ BUT WHEN I SAW IT, I WAS LIKE OH NO WAY THAT DOES NOT ROCK OUT WITH ITS COCK OUT IN FACT IT LOOKS KINDA GIRLY IN A LISA FRANK WAY D00D

SO I FIGURED WHAT I'D DO IS ROCK IT OUT FOR IT CUZ AW YEAH STAIRWAY RULES SO MAYBE THIS COULD BE SOLD AS LIKE A POSTER IN SPENCER GIFTS OR HOT TOPIC OR SOMETHING, I HOPE YOU'RE LISTENING MR WARREN CAUSE I'M ABOUT TO MAKE YOU A FUCKEN GOLDMINE HERE MAN, AND I DON'T WANT ANY MONEY FROM IT CUZ I'M DOIN IT FOR THE LOVE OF ROCK AND THE LEGACY OF ROLL

AND ALSO YOU COULD DO IT AS A BLACKLIGHT POSTER AND WE COULD PUT IT UP AND LOOK AT IT UNDER BLACK LIGHT WHEN WE'RE CRANKIN UP THE LED \m/ \m/



I KNOW I LEFT OUT A VERSE NEAR THE END BUT THAT'S CUZ I WANTED TO HURRY TO THE ROCKIN PART YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Comments

[archangelsk.livejournal.com]

OMG DOOD YOUR TOTALLY FULL OF IT LOOK AT RUNNING FREE (http://www.jimwarren.com/Runnin%20free%20-%20low%20res.jpg) HERE IT IS SO TRUE EVEN GOD WAVES TEH USA FLAG AND U MUST BE SOME KIND OF COMMIE FAGOT ESPECIALLY THE ONE WHERE TEH F15 EAGEL INTO A REAL EAGLE (HA HA THEIR BOTH EAGELS GET IT??????//) WHAT COULD BE MOER AMERICAN DONT HATE ON JIM WARREN HES JUST KEEPIN IT REEL IN TEH NU AMERICAN CENTURY

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DUDE I THINK YOU MUST BE MISTAKEN CAUSE I THINK MISTER JIM WARREN ROCKS OUT AS MUCH AS YOU THINK HE DOES, WE'RE ON THE SAME PAGE HERE BUT READING DIFFERENT WORDS, LIKE I LIKE SABBATH WITH OZZY AND YOU LIKE SABBATH WITH RONNIE JAMES DIO AND WE SHOULDN'T BE FIGHTING BUT WE DO, BUT WE SHOULDN'T BECAUSE WE BOTH AGREE THAT SABBATH FUCKIN RULES AND THAT SHOULD BE GOOD ENOUGH

[archangelsk.livejournal.com]

SWEET LETS GO FOR SOME BEERS

GOOD NIGHT BUDOKAN