YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH PIZZA

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SO THERE'S THIS DUDE CALLED JIM WARREN (WATCH OUT HE PAINTED ONE WHERE A LADY IS SHOWING HER BUTT BUT IT'S ALL ARTISTIC AND SHIT)

AND HE IS LIKE TOTALLY THE FUCKIN RADDEST PAINTER EVER I MEAN HE PAINTS WITH TIGERS AND DOLPHINS AND AMERICA AND SHIT AND HE WOULD TOTALLY KICK THOMAS KINKADE'S ASS IN A BAR FIGHT

ANYWAY HE DID THIS ONE PAINTING CALLED STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN AND I WAS ALL OMG YEAH ZEP FUCKEN RULES MAN \m/ RAWK \m/ BUT WHEN I SAW IT, I WAS LIKE OH NO WAY THAT DOES NOT ROCK OUT WITH ITS COCK OUT IN FACT IT LOOKS KINDA GIRLY IN A LISA FRANK WAY D00D

SO I FIGURED WHAT I'D DO IS ROCK IT OUT FOR IT CUZ AW YEAH STAIRWAY RULES SO MAYBE THIS COULD BE SOLD AS LIKE A POSTER IN SPENCER GIFTS OR HOT TOPIC OR SOMETHING, I HOPE YOU'RE LISTENING MR WARREN CAUSE I'M ABOUT TO MAKE YOU A FUCKEN GOLDMINE HERE MAN, AND I DON'T WANT ANY MONEY FROM IT CUZ I'M DOIN IT FOR THE LOVE OF ROCK AND THE LEGACY OF ROLL

AND ALSO YOU COULD DO IT AS A BLACKLIGHT POSTER AND WE COULD PUT IT UP AND LOOK AT IT UNDER BLACK LIGHT WHEN WE'RE CRANKIN UP THE LED \m/ \m/



I KNOW I LEFT OUT A VERSE NEAR THE END BUT THAT'S CUZ I WANTED TO HURRY TO THE ROCKIN PART YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

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[marphod.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry, Rob. For the sake of humanity, we need to slay you now.