sneezy sunday

[spatch]

Can't pscheww!
stop pscheww!
sneepscheww!zing!

Goddamn!

Comments

[ariwriter.livejournal.com]

There's no need to bring God into it.

[fancycwabs.livejournal.com]

Bless you.

[mybadhairlife.livejournal.com]

So this is all your fault???? Stop sneezing on me, dammit!

(And I'll add a bless you if you make it stop.)

[alphacygni]

In my case, I had a sneezy saturday, because I went to the Penzey's store and gave in to the temptation to sniff all the spices. Including the peppers.

It was worth it!

Only the tiniest bit entertaining if you're familiar with the lovely old song "Gloomy Sunday."

[mwittier.livejournal.com]

[Apologies to Allan Sherman and all of Hungary]

Sunday is sneezy, my hours are slumberless.
Dearest, the tissues I live with are numberless.
Little white pills will not ever awaken you,
Not where the black coach of Claritin has taken you.
Sneezy Sunday.
Pollen has no thought of ever avoiding you.
Would you be angry if I thought of seppuku?
Sneezy Sunday.

Sneezy is Sunday; with mucous I spend it all.
My nose and I have decided to end it all.
Soon there'll be candles and prayers that are sad, I know.
Death is no dream, for in death I'm kablecching you.
With the last breath of my soul I'll be messing you.
Sneezy Sunday.

[oakenguy.livejournal.com]

Isn't there a superstition that you sneeze everytime someone somewhere mentions your name?