sneezy sunday

[spatch]

Can't pscheww!
stop pscheww!
sneepscheww!zing!

Goddamn!

Comments

[ariwriter.livejournal.com]

There's no need to bring God into it.

[spatch]

I am directing my complaints to the department in charge of sinus and bronchial design, but so far no luck.

[fancycwabs.livejournal.com]

Bless you.

[mybadhairlife.livejournal.com]

So this is all your fault???? Stop sneezing on me, dammit!

(And I'll add a bless you if you make it stop.)

[alphacygni]

In my case, I had a sneezy saturday, because I went to the Penzey's store and gave in to the temptation to sniff all the spices. Including the peppers.

It was worth it!

[spatch]

You win! I miss being able to smell tasty spices.

I've had an October Death weekend, but this morning I started sneezing when I was in the shower. I sneezed nine times ("Nine times?!" "Nine times.") between the soaping and the shampooing.

[ladivinafemme.livejournal.com]

ooooooooo I miss Penzey's like the dickens.

Only the tiniest bit entertaining if you're familiar with the lovely old song "Gloomy Sunday."

[mwittier.livejournal.com]

[Apologies to Allan Sherman and all of Hungary]

Sunday is sneezy, my hours are slumberless.
Dearest, the tissues I live with are numberless.
Little white pills will not ever awaken you,
Not where the black coach of Claritin has taken you.
Sneezy Sunday.
Pollen has no thought of ever avoiding you.
Would you be angry if I thought of seppuku?
Sneezy Sunday.

Sneezy is Sunday; with mucous I spend it all.
My nose and I have decided to end it all.
Soon there'll be candles and prayers that are sad, I know.
Death is no dream, for in death I'm kablecching you.
With the last breath of my soul I'll be messing you.
Sneezy Sunday.

apologies to mr bono and mr teh edge

[spatch]

(brilliant!)

I can't believe my nose today
I can't cough real hard and make it go away
How long, how long must my nose run on?
How long? How long?

Tonight won't be very fun
Tonight...

NyQuil bottles under slippered feet
Stomach's rumbling but I dare not eat
Sniffly stumbling down the hall
I have to sleep up
With my back up against the wall

Sunday, sneezy Sunday
Sunday, sneezy Sunday

(etc.)

I love it.

[mwittier.livejournal.com]

You get points just for not going with With or With Atchoo.

[oakenguy.livejournal.com]

Isn't there a superstition that you sneeze everytime someone somewhere mentions your name?