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http://www.amazon.com/Smuckers-Caramel-Topping-12-oz/dp/B0004MWCS2

Besides the fact that Amazon's selling ice cream toppings now, I mean.

Down at the grocery store, counting out my pennies for some bread, oh yeah
Down and out, you know I'm poor, I'm sick of having margarine to spread - on bread
Listen, Mr. Manager, I'd like to rent my food instead
You rent to me, I'll bring it back
You rent it out to someone else
You'll make more money
Than you ever did before!
Food to rent
Food to borrow
Deposit required
I'll return it back tomorrow!

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Date: 2006-10-20 05:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] heliopsis.livejournal.com
Oh My God.

How long before Google buys Amazon, so that you can press the "I feel lucky" button and immediately receive a jar of slightly used caramel sauce...

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Date: 2006-10-20 07:59 am (UTC)
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The potential connotations there just gave me the willies. Something about the term "slightly used".

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