are ye ready kids? aye, aye, cap'n! I CAN'T HEAR YOU! AYE AYE, CAP'N!

[spatch]

Mr. Spatch: WHOOOOOO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA?
Ms. A. Mittens: Someone who has long since died of asphyxiation! Such a housing situation is impractical at best!
Mr. Spatch: ok, you win.
Mr. Spatch: we also would have accepted "JOHN! De! LANCIE!"

Comments

[fancycwabs.livejournal.com]

CAR! OL! CHAN! NING! also works.

And, I firmly believe, would make an equally compelling kids cartoon as she hung out with Patrick and annoyed Squidward.

[sanspoof.livejournal.com]

En! Der! Wig! Gin!
Wes! Ley! Crush! Er!
Gee! Na! Dav! Is!
Wil! Liam! Gold! Man!
Har! Ry! Har! Low!

MAKE ME STOP

[babs-the-nymph.livejournal.com]

I wish someone would have warned me about Spongebob before I discovered him while under the influence of illicit substances. I have a hard enough time dealing with it while stone-cold sober.

One of the owners of my company has a near-creepy obsession with Spongebob, and he is just about as wacky. Most days I don't know whether I want to strangle him or hug him.