oops

[spatch]

I seem to have forgotten that I have a flu shot scheduled in a half hour today. I can't remember the last time I had a needle go into my skin. Also, I don't know if the flu shot will knock me on my ass for a day and a half like it used to.

Well, ounce of prevention, pound of cure, day and a half of knocked ass...




Wait, that came out entirely wrong, didn't it?

Comments

[androidqueen.livejournal.com]

man, i can't remember the last time i had knocked ass for a whole day and a half . . . good luck!

[spatch]

Time of post: 2:56.
Time of "knocked ass" joke: 2:59.

Excellent response time. I'm impressed.

[androidqueen.livejournal.com]

what can i say? i don't like to brag, but on the comedy scene, i'm kind of a big deal.

[spatch]

"You know me, and I'm a superstar down at the Laff Factory."

[fancycwabs.livejournal.com]

I can't remember the last time I had a needle go into my skin.

That's what happens when you give up cross-stitch.

Alternatively, heroin joke.

[luckimunki.livejournal.com]

Well, maybe it won't knock you this time. It will probably only tap your ass.

[luckimunki.livejournal.com]

Yes, I went there.

[spatch]

Why, you most certainly did. Your destination was "There" and you, in fact, reached it.

[zrblm.livejournal.com]

Now I need to rent This is Assäl Tap one more time.

[alphacygni]

I got mine on Monday. My arm felt bruised for a couple of days - that's gone now. No ass knocking.