SNARK SHARK WEDDING OF THE MILLENNIUM EDITION

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"Holy Matrimony!" Fall Formal Enjoyed By All

Sophomore Kate Holmes (left) and date, senior Thomas Cruise (right) enjoy their time together at last weekend's Fall Formal Dance, held in the Blackstone River Room of the Ramada Inn at Highway 78 in Haverville. Taking the "Holy Matrimony!" theme to heart, Holmes and Cruise entered together in adorable wedding regalia, and stayed around the refreshment table long enough to enjoy some of the delicious hors d'oeuvres provided by Chez Miscavige. After awkwardly dancing together for several songs, the two separated for the rest of the evening, with Holmes seated alone at a table anxiously fiddling with her wrist corsage while Cruise "went out back to play poker with some of the football guys." Sounds like a lot of fun for the happy couple!

Comments

[annilita.livejournal.com]

I see he brought his own stair to stand on next to his new wifey.

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I know, it's so cute, it looks like he's almost taller than her!

[muse0fire.livejournal.com]

Brilliant!

ROFTLMAO

[fancycwabs.livejournal.com]

You'd think he could have bothered to shave for his own wedding.

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But his beard looks absolutely lovely in white!

[scout1222.livejournal.com]

Seriously. Who on earth thought that was a good pose? This is probably the only TomKat (deargodican'tbelieveiusedthat) thing I'll read, be interested in, and entertained by.

[elkabong.livejournal.com]

if he's a senior then she's a.. um.. zygote.

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No, this is that special kind of high school, like the one in Beverly Hills 90210, where Andrea was like 35 or something in actuality.

[kalliejenn2.livejournal.com]

ha, the funny thing is, the first time i saw that photo, that's exactly what i thought, too - prom photo!

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Prom Photo Of Two People Who Didn't Have Dates So They Decided To Go To The Prom Together But Still Had To Stand For The Photographer



hey I'm in that club

[scout1222.livejournal.com]

_{At least you went to prom. No, I'm not still clinging to that even though I'm in my 30's. Nope.}

[cloudscout.livejournal.com]

No time for love, Dr. Jones.

[antiquated-tory.livejournal.com]

You have grasped their essence, and their essence is eternal high school.