Recent Spam Sender Names for use in Your Next Novel

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Careen Heaps
Clay Noe
Tutankhamon Lindley
Lester Cary
Wendi Jenkins
Sabrina Rasmussen
Jewell Ragland
Archibald Lamberti
Koppel Armstrong
Enriquez Shelly
Gilbert Gonzalez
Berwyn Starkes
Whitman Jennie
Interview Romney
Apple iPod
knot quoted
universe

Comments

[hemlock-martini.livejournal.com]

I got one from "Woodwind D. Moonscape" today.

BEST HIPPIE PRESIDENT NAME EVER.

[spatch]

I didn't get any with middle initials.

SO JEALOUS

[abbetaka.livejournal.com]

Yknow, I wasn't sure about procreating, but this post changed my mind. Screw the novel! I'm going to make a baby, and that baby will be named universe. (Please remember to keep it lowercase, that part is important.)

Thank you, Spatch!!!!

[kissoflife.livejournal.com]

I've been loving mine too, as a recent post showed. "Amadeus Salieri" one of them was- no matter how evocative, I must. not. click.!

[spatch]

Amadeus Salieri is BRILLIANT. Kudos to the RNG that came up with that one!

Some good ones from today's email:

[akubiak.livejournal.com]

Epiktetos Obando
Blanch Bacon
Eustace T. Farrell
Stanley X. Julio
denunciation
Blanchard Q. Edith
Morris Z. Jennifer
Israel
Adolphe Stangl
Balendin Morant

Re: Some good ones from today's email:

[spatch]

Dibs on Blanch Bacon, especially if I can put an E on the end of Blanch...

Re: Some good ones from today's email:

[akubiak.livejournal.com]

I do believe that all spammer names are released under the GPL, right? Have at it!

[cursethedark.livejournal.com]

You were wrong, Cabinet Sanchez.

[sanspoof.livejournal.com]

I got a really good spam subject line today: 'Important trading news - Mummified baby'

[ruthling.livejournal.com]

LOL EW! LOL EW!

Oh I am off and running

[sarcasma.livejournal.com]

At the ripe old age of 25, Jewell Ragland knew she was officially considered a spinster. But her stepbrothers' rakehell behaviour and gambling debts have forced her to spend on last Season on the ton. It's Lester, heir to the Earl of Cary, the Ragland clan has has set their hopes on -- but will Jewell be able to resist the mysterious charms of the Spanish dignitary Gilbert Gonzalez?

When Jewell discovers that Gil is secretly a double agent in the court of King Ferdinand, she becomes embroiled in his espionage herself -- but the most dangerous game of all is the one being played for her virtue!