When on Tatooine...

[spatch]

...be sure to visit Ackmena & Jeff's Last Chance Souvenir Hut, just a half kilometer from the Giant Pit of Crakoon.


Pictured here is your proprietor and her trusty baby bantha.

Currently selling T-Shirts that say things like "Tatooine is for Lovers" and "I Was Slowly Digested For Over A Thousand Years, Learning A New Definition For Pain and Suffering, And All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt."

Pretty soon though, in true tourist trap fashion, I'll be selling fireworks.

Comments

[ctartchick.livejournal.com]

Spatch, my dear, you do have a gift for making me laugh on days when I'm feeling rather melancholy. Brilliant. Can I get one of those sarlaac "lousy t-shirt" t-shirts? :=)