And now, a mathematical moment from the most recent Doctor Who:

[spatch]

ARGH.

Her sister.

DOUBLE ARGH.

Even SHE believes it.

"Well, maybe she's in love with him."

ARGH SQUARED!

Comments

[violetisblue.livejournal.com]

The production team almost made Martha a lesbian, you know. We were almost spared this. (No, wait, then we would have had the interstellar version of Chasing Amy. Never mind.)

[spatch]

Oh, gag me with a spoon.

[violetisblue.livejournal.com]

"I'm not remotely interested, I only go for women...oh, except for YOU, Doctor, and your MAGIC space sperm!"

[spatch]

Okay, THAT can go sit in the corner for a little Time-Out.

[violetisblue.livejournal.com]

You started it. Somehow or other.

[quodlibetic.livejournal.com]

Oh god. Oh god.
Ew.
Ew.
Ew.

[violetisblue.livejournal.com]

I put nothing past Mr. Davies, not after the paving slab incident.

[quodlibetic.livejournal.com]

"It's a relationship of sorts, but we manage. And we even have a bit of a love life."

EWWWWWWWWW.

My brain... it burns!

[spatch]

THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!
THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!!

[saint-buddha.livejournal.com]

That would have been AWFUL. Bad, Horrible, Nasty, Awful.

(Not the lesbian part, the Chasing Amy part)

[violetisblue.livejournal.com]

Given RTD's track record, I say we've all dodged a big old bullet.