chaos ensues, and the 80s begin

[spatch]

Dear Helen Hayes Theater,

Hi there! What production do you have that's currently in previews?

Signed,
Spatch

Dear Spatch,

Why, thank you for asking! Currently in this prestigious theater space is XANADU: THE MUSICAL. Let's see what our PR flacks have said about it: Xanadu is "...a musical love story about the Greek muse Clio, who descends from Mount Olympus to Venice Beach, California in 1980 to inspire a struggling artist, build the first roller disco and save the world—all while roller skating! But when her forbidden love with a mortal threatens to complicate things, chaos ensues—and the '80s begin."

Wow! Sounds great, doesn't it? We look forward to a June 26th opening. And just before you ask: yes, we are using the original songs from the original movie; no, Olivia Newton-John and Michael "The Warriors" Beck will not be performing in their respective roles as muse and frustrated album cover painter. And Gene Kelly's dead.

Signed,
The Helen Hayes Theater

Dear Helen Hayes Theater,

Gee, thanks for reminding me about Gene Kelly. I've had enough bad news already today. But hey, I'd go see this crazy confrabutraption of yours. Do you expect the show to still be running in mid August?

-Spatch

Dear Spatch,

Ha. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha ha. Well, our box office claims to sell tix as far out as Labor Day weekend, but, uh. Ha ha ha ha ha.

-THH

Hey Helen Hayes,

Er, how exactly does a theater laugh?

-S.

Spatch,

Obviously you weren't around the night they closed Carrie: The Musical.

END OF LINE

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AHHHHH THE HELEN HAYS THEATER SPEAKS WITH DAVID WARNER'S ELECTRONICALLY-DEEPEND VOICE AAAHHHH AHHHHHHHHH

Hay Spatch: in your opinion, say in a screenplay that already takes cultural potshots at the creative failings of Disney, would it be much too much referencing if a nebbishy badguy had a big TRON video desk and the evil robot that is really running the show ends their conversation with "END OF LINE"? It's either that or "END COMMUNICATION" which is a Simpsons reference.

[spatch]

I'd say go for END OF LINE. It's a two-percenter (well, okay, let's be fair and say it's about a twenty-percenter) but as long as the rest of the scene hasn't been full of Major Pop Culture References Galore, and the character won't use the David Warner Electronic Voice Deepener, I bet you'd be okay.