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I guess there's been some talk about the upcoming flick Captivity starring Elisha Cuthbert as A Girl Who Dies On A Billboard or something. All this talk has been, of course, specially calculated by Lionsgate's marketing department to bring attention to the film. You don't really think they "oops" didn't sign off on a poster campaign featuring Miss Cuthbert in four stages of graphic torture and that "oops" the Wrong Material had been sent to the printers? (And that conveniently after that furor died down, they still used one of those pictures for the "actual" movie poster?) Uh huh. Pull the other one, guys, it's longer.

Now there are some who oppose the film on moral grounds and some who oppose it on the grounds that it promotes what looks to be some terribly nasty violence against women, and there are those who just oppose it on the fact that it's clear that this manufactured PR hype is all a smokescreen to hide a mediocre movie. Now, granted, nobody expected Oscar material out of this movie, but you do have to wonder how bad a film has to be when the Big Talk turns out to be all about its ad campaign. This campaign, by the way, is also a brilliant bait-and-switch. Apparently those who want to go see the film to watch Elisha Cuthbert get all tortured and killed up will be disappointed; those who are opposed to the film due to the fact that Elisha Cuthbert gets all tortured and killed up may be disappointed but relieved as well because, well, she beats them all and lives in the end.

Did I say that? I sure did. She beats them all and lives in the end. Hello, spoilers! Lionsgate decided to show no respect for its audience and created a wholly needless brouahaha that only served to give a bunch of people high blood pressure and served as an excuse for the the Indignantly Righteous Parent contingent to rise up and bleat how KIDS MIGHT HAVE SEEN THOSE BILLBOARDS!!! KIDS HAVE EYES THAT TAKE IN AND MAKE VISUAL RECOGNITION OF IMAGES BEFORE THEM!!! I CAN'T BLINDFOLD THEM 24/7 YOU KNOW!!!

So if Lionsgate has no respect for its audience or any target audience whatsoever, then I have no respect for them or their film. But I would not go so far as to tear every CAPTIVITY poster down, as I have seen some folks proudly blog about doing. Now that's just not fair. It's not as if somebody isn't going to see the movie because of one absent poster on a subway train. Nope, the only way someone's not going to see the movie is if someone ruins it for them. So if you're still mad at this movie and its portrayal of violence against women, I highly suggest you make, and affix to each movie poster, stickers that read something like this:
ACTUALLY SHE ISN'T THE ONLY ONE IN CAPTIVITY, SHE AND SOME HUNKY CHAUFFEUR GUY GET KIDNAPPED AND TORTURED AND SHE FALLS IN LOVE WITH THE CHAUFFEUR GUY FOR NO REASON AND THEN AFTER THEY HAVE SEX IN A TORTURE CHAMBER BECAUSE NOTHIN SAYS LOVIN LIKE A LITTLE IN-OUT IN A TORTURE CHAMBER, IT TURNS OUT THAT BUM BUM BUM!! THE CHAUFFEUR IS IN ON THE KIDNAPPING ALL ALONG!! AND THEN ELISHA CUTHBERT ESCAPES AND KILLS BOTH THE KIDNAPPER AND THE HUNKY CHAUFFEUR GUY. THE END. YOU'RE WELCOME. NOW YOU CAN USE YOUR TEN BUCKS TO DO SOMETHING MORE CONSTRUCTIVE, LIKE LIGHTING CIGARS OR SOMETHING.
Huh. That may require a bigger sticker than you can usually get for cheap at an art supply store. Ok, how's this?
THERE'S ANOTHER CAPTIVE TOO, AND SHE FALLS IN LOVE WITH HIM, BUT SURPRISE, HE'S IN ON IT ALL ALONG. SO SHE ENDS UP KILLING BOTH HIM AND THE KIDNAPPER. THE END. YOU'RE WELCOME.
As you can see, the film actually turns out to have a rather empowering ending, but the ends do not justify the means. There's still a lot of gruesome torture going on, and the whole bit about falling in love with one's co-prisoner/captor or whatever just comes as no surprise to anyone. Besides, it's completely gratuitous, and for a movie which was written while sailing the S.S. Gratuitous through the Straits of Needlessness, that's a rather damning accusation. And the slightly misleading "Hey guys, did you like Hostel? Do you like Elisha Cuthbert? Would you like to see Elisha Cuthbert in Hostel?" ad campaign, which backfired only because it was meant to, just wraps the whole package up with a little card that reads "Next time, go straight to DVD."

Now, not one single civilian (mainstream movie reviewers excluded, see) can single-handedly influence ticket sales. And I'm sure those who've torn down the posters have probably felt very good and empowered themselves about the act. But again, I say: If you don't want someone to see a movie, don't remove a single influence. Instead, be a bad influence and ruin it for them. It'll probably make you feel just as good as removing the poster, and you end up reaching far more people than the sight of a poster-less poster holder would.

I have no regrets about this post. Writing spoilers, unprotected spoilers, IN ALL CAPS EVEN is one of the greatest sins someone who loves movies can commit, but the film just threw some major stones at us. I'm just lobbing a pebble or two back.

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Date: 2007-06-17 06:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] modpixie.livejournal.com
it cracks me up that roland joffe has gone from directing the killing fields...

to this.

makes you wonder about the trajectory of his career had he not taken on the demi moore scarlet letter, non?

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Date: 2007-06-17 06:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] stopword.livejournal.com
Bless you!

I never bought the feminist interpretation of "I Spit On Your Grave", either. Even the first time I saw it, when I was 15 or so. I think I remember saying to my horror-film-loving compadre (and these friends are so, so important to the young and geeky), "doesn't it seem like this film is just a justification for showing a bloody and upsetting rape scene?"

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Date: 2007-06-17 06:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] plumtreeblossom.livejournal.com
I just now watched the trailer (en Espanol, cuz that's all Youtube had). It looks patently retarded.

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Date: 2007-06-17 06:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cheezdanish.livejournal.com
I saw a poster for this last night whilst out imbibing with some tour guide buddies.

I thought the chick was Reese Whitherspoon, because of the stupid quarter-face-behind-a-chain-link-fence shot.

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Date: 2007-06-17 06:39 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] nathanjw
I am slightly distressed that even before I got around to finding and reading this post the usual way, I tripped over it as one of the top hits on Technorati for "captivity movie".

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Date: 2007-06-17 07:22 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] kalibex.livejournal.com
Hey, every subway poster gone = money Lionsgate's wasted. And considering the extreme manipulative cynicism with which they prepared this ad campaign, I have no regrets.
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Date: 2007-06-17 10:56 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] ckd
But what about the bears?

"Bears?"

Yeah, bears! The posters on the T have the MPAA ratings boxes, and these days you get not only the letter rating but a list of reasons for the rating, and one of the reasons is "GRIZZLY IMAGES". So what about the bears??

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Date: 2007-06-18 09:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dogofthefuture.livejournal.com
The bears will Fuck. You. Up.

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Date: 2007-06-18 05:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] littlegirltoast.livejournal.com
Here is the thing, my ole buddy.

It doesn't matter what's in the movie. At all. Well, a little, but there's no exculpatory potential in anything that may happen in the movie.

Posters of tortured women have way, way more impact on the popular culture than movies do. About a millionth as many people will see the film as the promo materials. It informs the cultural discourse on what goes on with women. It contributes to the normalization of women as victims, in an especially exploitative way.

I know you're not even sticking up for the cruddy movie, but I think it's important to pay attention to stuff like this. It's not just hand-wringing, this stuff creates our brains. It doesn't matter what's in the movie, it doesn't matter who sees the movie. What matters is the overall environment we inhabit. Ads have more to do with that.

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Date: 2007-06-18 02:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fourcoffees.livejournal.com
Wait, just when I thought it couldn't get lamer than "torture porn"...

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Date: 2007-06-18 06:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dcart.livejournal.com
I've never heard of this movie until just now. Now I don't have to spend any time thinking about it. Thanks, spatch!

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Date: 2007-07-10 06:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fancycwabs.livejournal.com
I was thinking of this post, since the movie's coming out this week, and upon reflection I respectfully disagree with you, for this reason:

Spoiling a plot twist in an effort to get folks to not see a movie is precisely the tactic Michael Medved, et al., attempted with Million Dollar Baby. I thought it was uncalled-for back then, when I was in the opposite ideological position, and I can't in good conscience resort to the same tactics when the movie (or promotional material) contains material I find repugnant.

I can say, however, that if this is the sort of film (especially given the promo material) someone would want to see, I would have serious concerns regarding the quality of their judgment in other matters beyond mere film. I can live with it if Mick Martin and Marsha Porter think I'm a fascist in training because I like Fight Club (and according to their review, they do), but I'd just as soon they not ruin the ending in an effort to make me skip the film.

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