this would've been one of the 'gimme' questions

[spatch]

GET READY TO MATCH THE STARS!



Sleepy Spatch said, "At first I thought working on Labor Day would be like digging a tunnel through a mountain: A real dyn-o-mite blast! But three and a half hours in, I realize it's simply BLANK."

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[spatch]

You'd get bonus points if you could explain it in rhyme, though!