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Abbie the Cat is my bestest friend in the whole wide world it's true it's true it's true but I still will not share my burger with him and he's not exactly thrilled to hear that so off saunters Mr. Ulterior Motive and I finish my dinner in peace.

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When in the course of human events, one finds it necessary to make a ham sandwich or a roast beef sandwich or a turkey sandwich, one can be assured that the red cat, the fluffy cat, the stupid cat, and the gray kitty (pictured) will line up to take communion in the form of small, torn off pieces of lunch meat. Take, eat, this is my sandwich, given for you.

Holy mixed metaphors, Batman!