notes on the evening

[spatch]

Abbie the Cat is my bestest friend in the whole wide world it's true it's true it's true but I still will not share my burger with him and he's not exactly thrilled to hear that so off saunters Mr. Ulterior Motive and I finish my dinner in peace.

Comments

[pecosy.livejournal.com]

Stoopid kitty turns up her nose at red meat for the most part. That doesn't stop her from silently begging for anything she suspects is food. Like when I'm chopping onions, or most recently when I took a bar of soap out of the wrapper. When I held the soap down so she could see it was no tasty treat, she recoiled like it was a small block of sheer horror. Then I moved it closer and she ran away. Kitty does not want to be clean!!

[slakko.livejournal.com]

That sounds like exactly the behaviour which HarryCat exhibits when presented with a jar of mustard.

[spatch]

CAT: Oh hay what is that
PEOPLE: It is something you won't like
CAT: I bet I will like it
PEOPLE: No you won't
CAT: Yes I will
PEOPLE: No you won't
CAT: Yes I will
PEOPLE: No you won't
CAT: Yes I will okay sheesh
PEOPLE: All right, fine, here it is
CAT: GOOD GRAVY WHAT THE HELL IS THAT GET IT AWAY FROM ME NOW NOW NOW
PEOPLE: Told you.
CAT: What