Don't like embedding someone else's HTML up in here

[spatch]

...but I done used that haiku2 LJ generator and the first one it gave me was

his food dish wasn't
immediately where it
becomes boylston street

This almost works if you slur Boylston (and how dare you slur such a fine street!)

Comments

[fancycwabs.livejournal.com]

Mine only works if you pronounce the "ed" on "quickened."

noir as i drove back
to work a guy driving next
to me quickened

the best one from mine

[mmcirvin.livejournal.com]

i guess that's the
effect of the high sun phase
the sun's shining

[juldea.livejournal.com]

me complimented
all weekend long I cannot
wait until next year

[sandrylene.livejournal.com]

but pretty shiny
and otherwise endearing
foolish things hair sticks

Hm. Grammar is lacking, but I'm sure this would be exactly what my haiku would be like on zero sleep.