SHTAY A WHILE AND LISHEN

[spatch]

Well, Blizzard has gone and announced Diablo 3.

The release date has not been set. This is very kind, as they're allowing you time enough to make a stab at finishing all your important plans, settling your existing affairs, telling pets and those close to you that you love them and you'll miss them, you know, that kind of thing.

But until then, you can content yourself with ALL THE CRAZED FRENETIC SPECULATION YOU CAN COME UP WITH. OMG WITCH DOCTORS AND ZOMBIES AND MAYBE THERE'LL BE A GIANT LIGHTNING BOLT IN THE GAME OR SOMETHING I DON'T KNOW I BET YOU GET TO FIGHT DEMONS IN HELL OR MAYBE JUST A DUNGEON.

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I'm not much of a gamer AT ALL, but I did love the original Diablo so much that I kept visiting my friend Sandy A LOT over a period of a few weeks since her boyfriend had it, and well . . . I finished it before he did. If "finished" is even the right word, cuz, ya' know, you could fight that ultimate Devil Thing and kill it and just go right back and kill it over and over and over again for the rest of your life and keep getting more points.

[spatch]

You don't just get more points, it turns out that the Ultimate Evil Thing is a giant pinata full of candy and gems and stuff and you whack the pinata repeatedly until it breaks open and all the goodies fall out, and then you go back and try a new pinata.

Goodies! Treats!