one of my favorite Kilborn-era running jokes

[spatch]

All together, now:

Dean Wormer? DEAD!
Marmalard? DEAD!
Jesse Helms...

Those of you who do not live in the United States, be prepared for some gigantic fireworks on your friends list today from your American pals. (Heck, okay, Americans, be prepared too!) I suggest you track the timestamps on people's posts so you can work out a complete chart of who knew and when they found out.

Meanwhile, I won't say nothin' else (other than Happy Birthday, USA!) because I used up enough anger against that bastard ages ago and would like to save any new vitriol for other causes. HOW DARE THEY TAKE AWAY THOSE CRUNCHY MINT M&MS, GODDAMN THEM ALL

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I can't totally hate on the Helms because his xenophobic and unreasonable changes to foreign worker visas convinced my sister to move home after she had worked in the USA for several years.

So in summary, BRING BACK THE CRUNCHY MINT M&Ms YOU BASTARDS!