Spam Subject Line of the Day Part 2

[spatch]

Subj: Sarah Jessica Parker Arrested for Gross Negligee


I love Markov chains, I really do.
APPARENTLY I HAVE BEEN BETRAYED BY SATIRE AND NOT BY TECHNOLOGY

Comments

markov chain?

[fmi-agent.livejournal.com]

Too good to be true, alas...it's from thespoof.com (http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s4i37420).

Re: markov chain?

[spatch]

Well now I'm just pissed.

Re: markov chain?

[pecosy.livejournal.com]

Yeah, all these terrific spam subject lines that have been popping up latley are ganked from fake news sites. "McCain Says Unsure If Obama A Secret Hippopotamus" is no longer as as wacky as I had once thought.

[gnostalgia.livejournal.com]

That's like being betrayed by your lying ex-girlfriend, and not the government!

[tyopsqueene.livejournal.com]

Aw. So far my favourite, though, is this morning's Hey It's a Hossspital. No Horses Allowed!