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Someone seems to have gotten their new phone number wrong when giving it out to friends and family. I've gotten three voice mail messages in as many days lookin for someone named Junebug.

Now before you ask...

1. No, I'm not a Junebug.
2. No, you can't start calling me that.

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Date: 2008-11-13 08:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] iheartoothecae.livejournal.com
#2 breaks my heart.

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Date: 2008-11-13 08:20 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] dpolicar
Maybug?

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Date: 2008-11-13 08:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] scout1222.livejournal.com
Do they at least sound confused when they ask about Junebug?

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Date: 2008-11-13 08:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kevin-church.livejournal.com
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YO JUNEBUG THIS IS TRACY JORDAN GET BACK IN TOUCH WITH ME ASAP BECAUSE LIZ LEMON SAYS YOU DON'T REALLY EXIST AND I CAN'T USE YOUR SCOLIOSIS APPOINTMENTS AS AN EXCUSE TO MISS ANY MORE REHEARSALS.

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Date: 2008-11-13 08:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] modpixie.livejournal.com
...it's on my mind-grapes.

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Date: 2008-11-13 08:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] modpixie.livejournal.com
every september, i have to brace myself for the thousands of calls for winsor school for girls.

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Date: 2008-11-13 08:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thetathx1138.livejournal.com
Tell them they've reached the brothel of the same name.

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Date: 2008-11-13 08:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thetathx1138.livejournal.com
2. No, you can't start calling me that.

How about Spatchbug?

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Date: 2008-11-13 09:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] meedja.livejournal.com
That was my first thought too.

Go girl, go girl, go girl, go!

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Date: 2008-11-13 08:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] laura47.livejournal.com
whatever you say, Junebug. (which, i hear, is an excellent movie)

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Date: 2008-11-13 08:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] chanaleh.livejournal.com
1. No, I'm not a Junebug.
2. No, you can't start calling me that.


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA just you watch. Junebug.

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Date: 2008-11-13 09:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] eclecticavatar.livejournal.com
Weird...

I had a crush on this guy named M.J.S. and [livejournal.com profile] unappropriate and I didn't know his middle name, so it became Junebug which has become his new secret nickname.

You're totally getting his calls. I may swoon with girlish glee to know you. ;)

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Date: 2008-11-14 12:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] toonhead-npl.livejournal.com
I actually know a Junebug so if your number is 781-6xx-4xxx ...

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Date: 2008-11-14 05:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] allicat42.livejournal.com
Jitterbug?

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