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Comments

[sernin.livejournal.com]

would Mr. Abbie's slim figure fit through the portal?

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I believe that the sheer bulk of Mr. The Cat would necessitate a full-on Stargate as opposed to a trans-dimensional catflap.

... por-tal cat ...

[(Anonymous)]

... what are they feeding you?

Noah

Re: ... por-tal cat ...

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Half and half, apparently.

I'LL BE HERE ALL WEEK

[smacaski.livejournal.com]

That cat looks like he's not quite sure his back half is going to materialize. Yes, he has a certain Lt. Barclay look about him.

[thetathx1138.livejournal.com]

But why does he have a whistle around his neck?

[markm.livejournal.com]

That transmits the GDO code.

[glapaloopscap.livejournal.com]

Awesome!

[bkdelong.livejournal.com]

I can haz Mousie Cake now?

MARTY

[hemlock-martini.livejournal.com]

I HAVE DISCOVERED A TOWN THAT IS ALL CATS WEARING UNUSUAL CLOTHI--WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT

[mybadhairlife.livejournal.com]

Schroedinger's Cat's Ass.

The ass is either attached, or it isn't depending on a random event you can't see.

[oonh.livejournal.com]

the fish is a lie!

[heliopsis.livejournal.com]

What a great invention!

Can you put the cat back through the flap when you're done with it? That would be so much more convenient than a cat you have to live with all the time...

[jicama]

This was a triumph

[tonysalieri.livejournal.com]

I'm making a note here:

HUGE SUCCESS!

It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.

[pecosy.livejournal.com]

Stoopid kitty has this exact door!

But she keeps losing the magical fob so I expect one day she will only half-materialize.