Why The Defendant Should Not Be Allowed To Write Musicals, Exhibit H:

[spatch]

Put on your doctor's clothes when you feel down and out
Go to the lab and have your sample took...

Comments

[usernamenumber.livejournal.com]

No.

Just no.

[bkdelong.livejournal.com]

Dude, I can totally see animated anthropomorphic specula and foreceps chorus-lining to that!

[abbetaka.livejournal.com]

Hmm, I wonder if I'll get this stuck in my head with these alternate lyrics.

(Recently I had "Marmoset" stuck in my head, a la "Mama Said".)

Tee!

[muffyjo]

Hmmm....what tune would that go to? Somehow I'm trying it with "Downtown" and while I can force it to parse, it's just not quite enough.

[spatch]

think a number from Hello, Dolly!

[redtheblue.livejournal.com]

It's right up there with "His ache it is heinous/ He touches his penis".

[spatch]

That wasn't so good, now, was it?

[redtheblue.livejournal.com]

If you were to arrive in New York in February, Spring Awakening will have closed and this will still be running. It's like the Spirit of Broadway Yet to Come, with the damnation guaranteed up front.