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[cheezdanish.livejournal.com]

Hey I have an idea let's send Ticky and Abbie off on a magical adventure to Egypt where they will be revered as gods regardless of how retarded they are.

[viedma.livejournal.com]

I'm wondering what action or actions prompted this thoroughly scientific survey.

[semer.livejournal.com]

This is a true statement for many people, I am sure.

[hermitgeecko.livejournal.com]

Ditto that.

[squirrelitude]

It has to do with bacon.

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And yet, I cannot tell if it is directly connected with the preferences for bacon!

It is a mystery!

[stopword.livejournal.com]

Abbie is very smart at being Abbie.

[semer.livejournal.com]

You know the most retarded cat I know is a tuxedo cat? I wonder if there's a brain disease that comes with it...

[saint-buddha.livejournal.com]

You know the most retarded dog I know is a tuxedo dog or as I like to call her, Hitler Dog? I think there should be a scientific survey.

[semer.livejournal.com]

I trust that you have already seen Cats That Look Like Hitler.com? If not, the universe has clearly failed... yet again.

[hermitgeecko.livejournal.com]

Unrelated to the thread, that's a hysterical icon.

[littlegirltoast.livejournal.com]

So you have more goose brains than a cat. Sounds like a fancy hors d'oeuvres party!

[littlegirltoast.livejournal.com]

Or wait - is there a line missing that indicates that near the middle is the goose amount? And the Y-axis isn't merely labeled "Brains God Gave A Goose?"

[brinylon.livejournal.com]

Some things are beyond measuring with cold hard numbers you know.

[littlegirltoast.livejournal.com]

Some things, for that matter, are beneath such measurement.

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THESE HUMAN CONCEPTS OF NUMBERS AND MEASUREMENT AND QUANTIFICATION MEAN NOTHING TO THE HIGHER MIND FOUR POWER OF TIMECUBE

[skeetlj.livejournal.com]

But personality counts for a lot.

[limax.livejournal.com]

I just wish that fat cat would quit hissing at any other thing on her eye level, even if it's 10 feet away.

[lexinatrix.livejournal.com]

Dear Mister Science Mans,

I am having trouble determining whether observed behavior of my cat is evidence of being dim-witted or merely lazy. Can you devise an experiment to help?

With a large volume of thanks (in a spherical mass),
An Aspiring Cat-Scientist