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OMG YOU GUYS LET ME ON. Notes written to a website from kids who let themselves get caught by the "Are You Under 13?" age verification filter.
hey [company name] people can you
erase the thing on my computer that
says you are under the age of 13
because im 20

p.s. you are all bitch for doing that
Presented with minimal context and no commentary.
you know ho i am know put me on
freaken sing up page you know good
peple this is the last time i am goning to
deal with this or i will call you and yell
know do your JOB IDITS

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Date: 2009-03-04 01:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cheezdanish.livejournal.com
you are all bitch

you are all bitch

you are all bitch

you are all bitch

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Date: 2009-03-04 01:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] phonemonkey.livejournal.com
You know, that should be the next meme. We need to get everyone saying you are all bitch to everything.

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Date: 2009-03-04 02:00 am (UTC)

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Date: 2009-03-04 02:05 am (UTC)

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Date: 2009-03-04 09:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tansu.livejournal.com
Totally.

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Date: 2009-03-06 07:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sarcasma.livejournal.com
Done and done.

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Date: 2009-03-04 06:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] semer.livejournal.com
For some reason this makes me think, All Your Bitch are Belong to Us.

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Date: 2009-03-04 07:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ungratefulninja.livejournal.com
koalas are underage?

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Date: 2009-03-04 01:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] maga-dogg.livejournal.com
I just like the image of a 129-year-old writing "you are dorks anyway bye LOSERS".

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Date: 2009-03-04 02:27 am (UTC)
From: [personal profile] ron_newman
For some reason, it refused to accept either 1066 or 1865 as a birth year.

Edit: Oops, I thought you were still talking about Skittles.
Edited Date: 2009-03-04 02:59 am (UTC)

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Date: 2009-03-04 03:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] abbetaka.livejournal.com
Ooh! I like this.

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Date: 2009-03-04 04:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sup3rmark.livejournal.com
haha okay srsly though what is the context?

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Date: 2009-03-04 05:08 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] gismonda.livejournal.com
Can you rectify? Can I get a WITNESS?

Why do so many of them sound like Abbie?

Date: 2009-03-04 02:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] zhym.livejournal.com
Actually, only the more coherent ones sound like Abbie:

okay listen here i am not ten i am 15 and you are not letting me join the comunity

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Date: 2009-03-04 02:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] prog.livejournal.com
I like that, after the "Oops I clicked 1994 instead of 1993 lol sorry now let me on" ones, the most standard response is to blame the little brother or sister for typing in the wrong year (or, in one case, just bumping the user's arm and messing up their own typing).

It's a hilarious but entirely understandable natural response. Authority figure scolding you while you're in your own home? Blame it on the brat!

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Date: 2009-03-04 03:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mybadhairlife.livejournal.com
My favourite line is "know do your JOB IDITS".

Sadly, I have dealt with several adults well over 13 who might write the exact same line.

My favourite example: "I want custasy of my kid's. Theyre mom is crayzey.

buggre alle this

Date: 2009-03-04 04:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] archangelsk.livejournal.com
look i am telling you i am 20 and i am trying to join i use and facke every thing and i sorry dont repliy just fix it my best friends littel girl is 12 and is joined


THAT IS MY BIRTH YEAR

GIVE IT BACK
YOU ARE A WEBMASTER

IT WON'T EVEN FIT

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