City of Pearls Before Heroes

[spatch]

So in the first panel, Super Pig says to Mega Rat, "Hey, do you remember Kristy from that Texas-based supergroup we knew?" and Mega Rat, who is reading a copy of the Paragon Times, says "No..."

In the second panel, Super Pig says "Of course you do! We used to group with her all the time. She rose up in the ranks real quick. Anyway, I just found out she's dead." Mega Rat says, still reading his paper, "That's too bad."

In the third panel, Super Pig says "It sure is. I discovered her body on the beach. Now you've got to come help me, because I can't do it alone." Mega Rat has put down his newspaper and looks annoyed. "I'm not going to ask what."

In the fourth panel, Super Pig says "Oh, come on! You have to ask." Mega Rat says, clearly sighing, "Okay. Okay. Do what?"

In the fifth panel, Super Pig says "...bury the Corpus Christi Corps' Corporal Kristy corpse."

In the sixth panel, Mega Rat is holding a gun to Stephan Pastis' head and saying "Cancel your account. Now."

Comments

[jotasbrane.livejournal.com]

If you made this into a real comic, using screenshots from the game, then people would punish you by forcing you to make more of them.

[batyatoon]

I LIKE THIS PLAN.

[unferth.livejournal.com]

Ow. You magnificent bastard.

[cheezdanish.livejournal.com]

...oh my god.

[gismonda.livejournal.com]

Five-yard punalty.

[cursethedark.livejournal.com]

Magnificent. And awful.

[heliopsis.livejournal.com]

I don't know the game, but now I think someone has to come up with Corporal Kristy's Cordial Crispies.