they try to make me to go chewhab, I say no, no, no

[spatch]

Yesterday I had the good fortune to view the Snickers bus ad that trumps the last worst one joyeous had:

Do some hard time in the
PEANUTENTIARY

I am now hunting down this elusive beast with a camera for photographic evidence of horribleness.

Comments

[ron_newman]

It definitely exists. I think I've even seen it in a static fixed location, but I can't remember where. If I find it again, I'll edit this comment.

[jmspencer.livejournal.com]

I'm pretty sure I saw this monstrosity on Mass Ave, heading into Porter from Arlington.

[jmspencer.livejournal.com]

By which I mean I saw the billboard facing north on mass ave, just outside Porter, in a static location, not on a bus.

[nathanjw]

North Cambridge. East side of Mass Ave between the bike path (Cameron Ave) and Washburn Ave.

[wellstar.livejournal.com]

Oh man. Now I have visions of giant billboards, roaming the city Godzilla-style. Thanks a lot.

[kpht.livejournal.com]

it is on route 1 northbound just before rt 60 !

[juldea.livejournal.com]

Today I saw, "Put your hunger in a NOUGAPLEX." This one was new to me, and involved some interesting googolplex theories before wrestling moves were considered.

[littlegirltoast.livejournal.com]

Now you just wait one second! How is that in any way not brilliant and wonderful? It certainly beats the pants off of all the other ones people have complained about in my ear-or-eyeshot! Like, it actually approximates part of one word with another word! It's pretty funny! A lot funnier than the above-disparaged "nougaplex," which makes no fuckin' sense and doesn't even count as a joke.

I'm not saying cut Snickers a break or anything, I just don't like to see totally successful (if tepid, mediocre) joke-babies thrown out with the half-assed, useless joke-bathwater.

[giantfightbot.livejournal.com]

My personal favorite is "Study under master CHEWSUMYUM", because it makes absolutely no sense at all.

[(Anonymous)]

I think the Peanutentiary is where Charlie Brown got sent after he got fed up with the damned football trick and just kicked Lucy in the head.

Noah