they try to make me to go chewhab, I say no, no, no

[spatch]

Yesterday I had the good fortune to view the Snickers bus ad that trumps the last worst one joyeous had:

Do some hard time in the
PEANUTENTIARY

I am now hunting down this elusive beast with a camera for photographic evidence of horribleness.

Comments

[littlegirltoast.livejournal.com]

Now you just wait one second! How is that in any way not brilliant and wonderful? It certainly beats the pants off of all the other ones people have complained about in my ear-or-eyeshot! Like, it actually approximates part of one word with another word! It's pretty funny! A lot funnier than the above-disparaged "nougaplex," which makes no fuckin' sense and doesn't even count as a joke.

I'm not saying cut Snickers a break or anything, I just don't like to see totally successful (if tepid, mediocre) joke-babies thrown out with the half-assed, useless joke-bathwater.