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Didja ever wake up in the morning and go outside, only to discover that your front porch steps have been demolished to rubble and you hadn't been aware that such a thing was going to happen?

Man, I hate days like that.

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No, but I have woken up to notes from the landlord declaring that our front steps *would* be reduced to rubble, only to find out that they weren't. I'm not sure which scenario I prefer. Yours at least involves some action, while mine involves false hope.