It's Information Time!

[spatch]

HOW ARE WE LIKING OUR GIRLS?

15% - In the morning
40% - In the evening
25% - Two at a time
10% - With new wave hairdos
5% - Smiling at White Castle
4% - Smiling at the Nile
<1% - Jocking Mike D to my dismay

Results based on a study conducted by the firm Horovitz, Diamond and Yauch with assistance from Dr. Lee, Ph.D.

Comments

[lno.livejournal.com]

But the sheriff's after me for what I did to his daughter. I did it like this. I did it like that. I even did it with a whiffleball bat.

[mangosteen]

so......

[lno.livejournal.com]

Well, I'm on the run, the cop's got my gun, and right about now it's time to have some fun.

[wring.livejournal.com]

lol

[scout1222.livejournal.com]

Approved.

[dskasak.livejournal.com]

But do we like the way that they walk?

[spatch]

It has been conclusively proven that we like the way that they walk, but even more important was the discovery that hearing them talk is, indeed, chill.

[beth47.livejournal.com]

Yes, please. (Also? Bwahahaha.)

[suzepie.livejournal.com]

Excellentness. Also, thanks for the earworm.

the girl is to crafty like ice is to cold

[gismonda.livejournal.com]

I don't see where the crafty girls fit into that equation.

[grendelyn.livejournal.com]

You seem to have forgotten some... like 'round the outside, 'round the outside.

Of course, that may be too many songs at once...

[spatch]

That bar graph seems to adequately convey the outsideness of those trailer park girls. (And a good choice for an avatar as well. I also loved the pie chart summing up Ice Cube's good day.)

[sup3rmark.livejournal.com]

bahahahaha. brilliant.