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There's that old chestnut where the three little old ladies with bad hearing aids are walking down the street and the first one says "It's certainly windy today!" and the second says "No, it's Thursday." and the third says "So am I! Let's go get a drink."

Now, hypothetically speaking here, what if a lip reader were to see somebody saying "He can read lips" and, well, misread it? What other phrase might they mistake it for?

I can neither confirm nor deny that this research is being conducted in the name of the next PMRP presentation, but I'll give you a big fat "olive juice" shout-out in the credits if you come up with Just The Thing.

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Date: 2009-12-17 12:00 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] glowkitty
"She has breeding hips"?

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Date: 2009-12-17 09:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] semer.livejournal.com
wait how did you think the exact same thing I did before I read the comments. waht.

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Date: 2009-12-17 12:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] xiphias.livejournal.com
Be tan, free tips!

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Date: 2009-12-17 12:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hermitgeecko.livejournal.com
I haven't got Just The Thing, but you made me make faces at my mirror for several moments.

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Date: 2009-12-17 01:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] anotherjen.livejournal.com
He cans real dips!

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Date: 2009-12-17 01:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thetathx1138.livejournal.com
He can't leave tips.

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Date: 2009-12-17 02:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cynicalgal.livejournal.com
Hebes can't relapse.
Heat canners eclipse.
He can't re-lisp.
Eat cans of real imps.

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Date: 2009-12-17 05:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cynicalgal.livejournal.com
Lest one of my suggested phrases be taken the wrong way, I should clarify my personal Hebe-ness for those not in the know. Yes, friends, I am a proud member of the Hebrew tribe. Thank you, thank you very much and good night.

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Date: 2009-12-17 02:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ravenword.livejournal.com
A good, wet lapse.

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Date: 2009-12-17 04:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] eeka13.livejournal.com
"Look at my clit"

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Date: 2009-12-17 04:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mmcirvin.livejournal.com
Egads, real imps!

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Date: 2009-12-17 04:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ikkarus01.livejournal.com
Hey candied nips.

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Date: 2009-12-17 10:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dogofthefuture.livejournal.com
He canned weedlets.

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Date: 2009-12-18 01:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sanspoof.livejournal.com
Incan free labs!
Ticking relapse!
Deacon red dubs!

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Date: 2009-12-18 09:18 pm (UTC)

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Date: 2009-12-18 09:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hmrpita.livejournal.com
Oops, I was thinking of other things that you can mistake the reading of the lips for. Sorry, here I am, crashing your LJ and I don't even follow the directions. Disregard.

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