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[spatch]

Well, well, well. Look what rolled onto our coffee table:



Sure to brighten up even the dullest of dinner parties, no doubt.

I am told this particular papier-mache apple has quite a history of it, created by one they call Siggy and then passed from person to person, house to house since its original creation many moons ago. It is a parting gift from gee_tar, who is moving out this month.

Also, by popular demand, meet Kitchen Frankenstein, whose face graces our kitchen wall.



As befits a future donation to the Museum of Bad Art, this fellow was trashpicked and installed by surrealestate solely because he was big enough to cover up a large hole. Note that it's unsigned and that its dimensions are not rectangular in the slightest, which means it's only flush with the ceiling. But it sure does cover that hole.

Comments

[zhym.livejournal.com]

It's asymmetrical because life is asymmetrical, man.

I'm amazed anyone can cook with that item looking at them.

And thank you for the visual aid. It is, indeed, incredible in the truest sense of the word.

[spatch]

I'm amazed anyone can cook with that item looking at them.

Oh, you get really good at looking down at your pots and pans and the little dish you've put the spoon on.

[surrealestate.livejournal.com]

*cough* I'd just like to claim proper credit for being the one who trashpicked and hung the Frankenstein. :)

[spatch]

I coulda swored I gave you cred but then I realized oops, not here. Well then consider that puppy edited.

[zyrya]

Auugh it's the green god of kitchen disasters. Because he causes them! By his diapproving greenness!