"I'm sorry, sir, we don't allow smoking or pets in the store." "Oh, he's not a pet, he's a service animal, and the pipe is merely an affectation." "Oh, I see. Carry on." "Now, I understand your establishment was recently wiped clean by a cat burglar. I believe we may be of service."
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Date: 2010-07-17 08:28 pm (UTC)"Oh, he's not a pet, he's a service animal, and the pipe is merely an affectation."
"Oh, I see. Carry on."
"Now, I understand your establishment was recently wiped clean by a cat burglar. I believe we may be of service."