a little part of suburbia right here on the web

[spatch]

I don't know, they just gave me this Family Stickers generator.


HI MY NAME IS BILLY AND I LIVE ON THE BACK OF AN SUV, HERE LET ME TELL YOU A BIT ABOUT MY FAMILY


MY DADDY USED TO SIT IN WITH AN ALLMAN BROTHERS COVER BAND WHILE MAMA MADE A LIVING WINNING MECHANICAL BULL CONTESTS


NOWADAYS THEY PRETTY MUCH JUST TERRORIZE WAL-MART


MY BROTHER MIKE DID PRETTY GOOD FOR HIMSELF AFTER POSING FOR THAT POTATO CHIP COMPANY SEVERAL YEARS BACK, HE'S NOW RETIRED AND LIVES IN PALM SPRINGS


MY SISTER IS AN OFFICIALLY LICENSED PRINCESS THERAPIST, HERE SHE IS SAYING "INTERESTING, FIREMAN JOE, LET'S STAY ON THAT"


UNCLE MOE SAYS "ALL RIGHT SPREAD OUT YOU KNUCKLEHEADS, THE SOCIETY DAME WANTS HER DINNER AND FAST" UNCLE LARRY SAYS "DON'T ANY OF YOU GO NEAR THIS CAKE, I'M WARNING YOU" AND UNCLE CURLY HEARS POP GOES THE WEASEL


WE'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO TALK ABOUT UNCLE JERRY LEE BUT THE DUDE'S GOT SOME MAD AMAZING CHOPS IF YOU ASK ME

Comments

[lno.livejournal.com]

So I decided I just had to find out the source of the "I don't know, they just GAVE me this" phrase since it sounds so goddamn familiar.

Yeah, "I don't know, they just gave me this" has precisely one hit on Google -- this very page.

I hate you, spatchola cola.

[jotasbrane.livejournal.com]

That's the same thing that happened to me the last time he used it!

[spatch]

It's grumqa's story, I believe. Came from one of those Internet parties in 2003 or something. It involved an idiot driver on the highway who nearly ran him off the road. And it was this idiot driver whose passing gesture of recognition and reconciliation was this cheerfully ignorant shrug which could only be translated as "I don't know, they just GAVE me this car!"

Some things, man, you must see to understand for yourself.

[grumqa.livejournal.com]

I'm pretty sure that was in Michigan, on the way to DC.

[hermitgeecko.livejournal.com]

I don't know, they just gave him this meme.

[spatch]

I love you.