a little part of suburbia right here on the web

[spatch]

I don't know, they just gave me this Family Stickers generator.


HI MY NAME IS BILLY AND I LIVE ON THE BACK OF AN SUV, HERE LET ME TELL YOU A BIT ABOUT MY FAMILY


MY DADDY USED TO SIT IN WITH AN ALLMAN BROTHERS COVER BAND WHILE MAMA MADE A LIVING WINNING MECHANICAL BULL CONTESTS


NOWADAYS THEY PRETTY MUCH JUST TERRORIZE WAL-MART


MY BROTHER MIKE DID PRETTY GOOD FOR HIMSELF AFTER POSING FOR THAT POTATO CHIP COMPANY SEVERAL YEARS BACK, HE'S NOW RETIRED AND LIVES IN PALM SPRINGS


MY SISTER IS AN OFFICIALLY LICENSED PRINCESS THERAPIST, HERE SHE IS SAYING "INTERESTING, FIREMAN JOE, LET'S STAY ON THAT"


UNCLE MOE SAYS "ALL RIGHT SPREAD OUT YOU KNUCKLEHEADS, THE SOCIETY DAME WANTS HER DINNER AND FAST" UNCLE LARRY SAYS "DON'T ANY OF YOU GO NEAR THIS CAKE, I'M WARNING YOU" AND UNCLE CURLY HEARS POP GOES THE WEASEL


WE'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO TALK ABOUT UNCLE JERRY LEE BUT THE DUDE'S GOT SOME MAD AMAZING CHOPS IF YOU ASK ME

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Thank you for the laughs, Spatch - and for giving me something to do in traffic.