Your guess, she is as good as mine

[spatch]

"Kaba Kick is russian roulette for kids. The player points the gun at his or her own head and pulls the trigger. Instead of bullets, a pair of feet kick out from the barrel (which is shaped like a pink hippo). If the gun doesn't fire, the player earns points."

Yeah, but the expression on the kid's face is really what sells it here.

Comments

[sarcasma.livejournal.com]

In Soviet Russia, gun fires you!

I dunno, I got nothing. Damn thing's insane from start to finish.

[fark squirrel]

[oakenguy.livejournal.com]

Points for the Yakov Smirnoff impersonation, though.

Hippos? Can anyone explain the presence of the pink hippos?

[cheezdanish.livejournal.com]

Well, whenever I'm tempted to do the old Russian Roulette thingo, I usually tie on a few first. Although that's pink elephants... hmm.

Maybe kids see hippos when they're drunk. Hafta graduate to elephants.

[ctartchick.livejournal.com]

Those bullets look like they belong in an adult store.

[terras.livejournal.com]

Next year's model will include battery-powered bullets.

[ctartchick.livejournal.com]

With pink hippos in all the right places?

[spatch]

Honestly, where is not the right place for a pink hippo?

[ctartchick.livejournal.com]

Up your nose. It's a health hazard - the government is coming out with a new warning soon about it. "Nose hippos cause hallucinations, low-birthweight babies, and may inadvertantly crush you. Just say 'no' to nose hippos."

[spatch]

Well, then. It's a good thing that kid's aiming the Kaba Kick gun to his temple and not at his noise.

[phonemonkey.livejournal.com]

I think that the hippos are ganked from Hungry Hungry Hippos.

Obviously it's this mysterious synergy between children's games and pastel cartoon hippos that I was previously unaware of.

[stopword.livejournal.com]

Isn't that one of Gamera's Kennys?

Maybe I'm just imagining it.

[spatch]

We could only hope.