IT'S THE FIRST ANNUAL "I'LL NEVER VOTE FOR JOSEPH A. CURTATONE" THREAD

[spatch]

HOORAY!!

Leave a comment here if you, too, are not ever going to vote Joseph A. Curtatone for Mayor of Somerville.

I'll get the ball rolling: I'm never going to vote Joseph A. Curtatone for Mayor of Somerville, or even City Dogcatcher!

YOUR TURN!

Comments

[betweenstations.livejournal.com]

I'm never going to vote Joseph A. Curtone for Mayor of Somerville.
Or for Funk King East of the Mississippi and West of the Sea.

[cheezdanish.livejournal.com]

I'm never going to vote for Joseph A. Curtatone for Mayor of Somerville, because I am in the wrong county.

[pecosy.livejournal.com]

I'm never going to vote Joseph A. Curtatone for Mayor of Somerville because an anagram for his last name is "acne trout" and that does not inspire confidence in his leadership ability.

[zrblm.livejournal.com]

I'm never going to vote for Joseph A. Curtatone for Mayor of Somerville, because I have a very vague concept of where Somerville is.

[archangelsk.livejournal.com]

FUCK THAT MONKEY MAYOR WITH A BONE COPPERTONE CURTATONE

[kyree.livejournal.com]

I will never vote for Joseph A. Curtatone for Mayor of Somerville.

I'm not even old enough to vote. Take that, Mayor Curtatone!

Re:

[spatch]

Yeah, but only after the story made CNN. He was originally going to stick to the enforcement. Then he made it seem like he was repealing it due to divine benevolence or some shit.

It's 2 AM, and I am still not voting for Joseph A. Curtatone.

[shatteredskins.livejournal.com]

I'm never going to vote Joseph A. Curtatone for Mayor of Somerville, because I don't know who he is and from his name I can only infer that he has something to do with band-aids/paint solvent.

[dcart.livejournal.com]

I find it incredibly unlikely that I will ever vote for Joseph A. Curtatone for mayor of Somerville.

[heathbar27.livejournal.com]

All this kind of makes me want to vote for him now. With no votes coming his way I kind of feel bad for the guy, y'know? Gotta be awfully embarrassing to put up a showing like that. ;)

Re:

[spatch]

Oh, don't worry, he'll vote for himself, no doubt. And maybe some folks in the cemetary vote for him, too. I can't tell what kind of shady underhanded dealings this man might be up to!

Re:

[heathbar27.livejournal.com]

Oh all right, fair enough, I won't vote for him then. Never mind the fact that the county I'm registered to vote in is like three thousand miles away.

[byrneout.livejournal.com]

I'm never going to vote for Joseph A. Curtatone, even if they have another California recall, because they shouldn't be able to charge you because they ain't got no snow.

[mcduff.livejournal.com]

I'm totally not voting for him.

Listen.

Hear that?

That was the sound of me not voting for Joseph A Curtatone. I'll bet that sound will follow him to his grave! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!