OH ME OH MY OH CAT TOWN

[spatch]

HAPPY VALENTINES DAY FROM

WELL IT'S VALENTINES DAY AND ALL THE CATS ARE BUSY MAKING VALENTINES CARDS, LET'S GO SEE WHAT THEY'RE UP TO

VALENTINE, YOU'RE MY FAVORITE CONSTITUENT! MAYOR SAILOR SUIT CAT

 

ALTHOUGH I AM A BUSY BUSINESSMAN AND CEO AND OWNER OF THE CAT FOOD FACTORY I COULD USE SOME LOVING, TOO. BE MINE J. WELLINGTON CAT III

 

DEAR EL GUAPO I MEAN VALENTINE, BE MINE FOREVER AND I SHALL CHERISH YOU EVERY DAY OF THE YEAR AND BESTOW UPON YOU KISSES AND SIGHS AND SWEET NOTHINGS LIKE "EL GUAPO, YOU'RE THE CAT FOR ME" OH POOT VALENTINE, IF YOU SEE EL GUAPO COULD YOU PLEASE GIVE THIS TO HIM FOR ME? THANKS THE LITTLE REDHEAD CAT

 

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE SUGAR IS SWEET AND YOU STINK, TOO! THE ANIMAL HAT GANG PS YOU STINK

 

HAVE A VERY STYLISH VALENTINE'S DAY SEE YOU IN LEOPARD PRINT, BLANCHE

 

BEST NON-COMMITTAL WISHES FOR A HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY FROM YOUR FRIEND, EL GUAPO DON'T FORGET TO BE SAFE!

 

HEY SUP VALENTINE YOU REALLY DO STINK HA HA, FROGGY

 

YO VALENTINE I'M RAVIN ABOUT YOU WOOP WOOP, DJ HAND PUPPET

 

BE MINE HURR HURR HURR

 

VALENTINE, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

OH BY THE WAY, FEEL FREE TO PRINT OUT THIS PAGE AND CUT OUT THE CARDS AND SEND THEM TO YOUR FAVORITE VALENTINE

KIDS, YOU MAY WANT TO ASK YOUR PARENTS FOR HELP WITH THE SCISSORS

 

AND THAT'S THE WAY IT'S GOING DOWN IN

THE END
A LOVE'S LABOURS LOST PRODUCTION


SMOOCHY SMOOCH MISTER ABBIE

Comments

[mschlock.livejournal.com]

I just friended you but wanted to tell you that I am not a weird stalker. I stumbled on an entry you made in Orkut's LJ community, to which I do not belong, but my friend does, and this morning I was browsing her communities because I am easily distractable, and I said, dude, it's that guy! Which is a very convoluted way to run into someone, but hey.

I find CAT TOWN insanely amusing, and have since like September, but I bet you get that ALL THE TIME.

Anyway, that is why you now have a new random friend. Woohoo!