HEY IT'S THE 80S!

[spatch]

HEY, IT'S THE 80S!
IT'S THE SPECIAL PACKAGE SHOW THAT'S ALL ABOUT THAT SUPER COOL DECADE, WRAPPED UP IN EASY-TO-SWALLOW SEGMENTS FOR THE STONERS AND BURNOUTS WHO WATCH VH-1!

AND SPEAKING OF BURNOUTS, HERE'S A #1 HIT FROM A #1 LADY!

"MY BABY TAKES THE MORNING TRAIIIN..."

RANDOM CURRENT POP STAR: OHHH IT'S SHEENA EASTON, I REMEMBER THIS

RANDOM TV HUNKY GUY: YEAH THIS WAS, LIKE, DEFINITELY A SONG I HEARD ON THE RADIO.

MICHAEL IAN BLACK: I WOULD DO SHEENA EASTON. IN THE BUTT.

OKAY OKAY OKAY, NOW HERE'S A LOOK AT A FAMOUS TV SHOW FROM... THE 80S!!

NEXT, ON JOANIE LOVES CHACHI...

RANDOM CURRENT POP STAR: OHHH IT'S JOANIE LOVES CHACHI, I REMEMBER THIS

RANDOM TV HUNKY GUY WHO IS WAY TOO YOUNG TO REMEMBER THIS: YEAH, THIS WAS A TV SHOW.

MICHAEL IAN BLACK: NOW I COULD NEVER SAY I LOVED CHACHI, MAYBE MORE THAT I LIKED CHACHI, BUT I SURE WOULD'VE DONE JOANIE. IN THE BUTT.

AND SPEAKING OF JOANIE LOVES CHACHI, HOW ABOUT THIS? IT'S A RUBIK'S CUBE!

RANDOM CURRENT POP STAR: OHHH IT'S A RUBIK'S CUBE, I REMEMBER THIS

RANDOM TV HUNKY GUY: THIS WAS A PUZZLE THAT YOU HAD TO, LIKE, SOLVE

MICHAEL IAN BLACK: YEAH, I DID THE RUBIK'S CUBE IN THE BUTT. WHAT?! THIS IS MY SCHTICK, COME ON!

BOY, WASN'T THAT FUN REMEMBERING ALL THAT STUFF? HEY! COME BACK NEXT WEEK, WHEN WE REMEMBER A FAVORITE CATCHPHRASE!

RANDOM TV HUNKY GUY: YES, YOU USED TO REPEAT THIS PHRASE OVER AND OVER FOR HUMOROUS EFFECT.

NEXT TIME, ON "HEY, IT'S THE 80S!!"

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