HEY IT'S THE 80S!
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spatchHEY, IT'S THE 80S!
IT'S THE SPECIAL PACKAGE SHOW THAT'S ALL ABOUT THAT SUPER COOL DECADE, WRAPPED UP IN EASY-TO-SWALLOW SEGMENTS FOR THE STONERS AND BURNOUTS WHO WATCH VH-1!
AND SPEAKING OF BURNOUTS, HERE'S A #1 HIT FROM A #1 LADY!
"MY BABY TAKES THE MORNING TRAIIIN..."
RANDOM CURRENT POP STAR: OHHH IT'S SHEENA EASTON, I REMEMBER THIS
RANDOM TV HUNKY GUY: YEAH THIS WAS, LIKE, DEFINITELY A SONG I HEARD ON THE RADIO.
MICHAEL IAN BLACK: I WOULD DO SHEENA EASTON. IN THE BUTT.
OKAY OKAY OKAY, NOW HERE'S A LOOK AT A FAMOUS TV SHOW FROM... THE 80S!!
NEXT, ON JOANIE LOVES CHACHI...
RANDOM CURRENT POP STAR: OHHH IT'S JOANIE LOVES CHACHI, I REMEMBER THIS
RANDOM TV HUNKY GUY WHO IS WAY TOO YOUNG TO REMEMBER THIS: YEAH, THIS WAS A TV SHOW.
MICHAEL IAN BLACK: NOW I COULD NEVER SAY I LOVED CHACHI, MAYBE MORE THAT I LIKED CHACHI, BUT I SURE WOULD'VE DONE JOANIE. IN THE BUTT.
AND SPEAKING OF JOANIE LOVES CHACHI, HOW ABOUT THIS? IT'S A RUBIK'S CUBE!
RANDOM CURRENT POP STAR: OHHH IT'S A RUBIK'S CUBE, I REMEMBER THIS
RANDOM TV HUNKY GUY: THIS WAS A PUZZLE THAT YOU HAD TO, LIKE, SOLVE
MICHAEL IAN BLACK: YEAH, I DID THE RUBIK'S CUBE IN THE BUTT. WHAT?! THIS IS MY SCHTICK, COME ON!
BOY, WASN'T THAT FUN REMEMBERING ALL THAT STUFF? HEY! COME BACK NEXT WEEK, WHEN WE REMEMBER A FAVORITE CATCHPHRASE!
RANDOM TV HUNKY GUY: YES, YOU USED TO REPEAT THIS PHRASE OVER AND OVER FOR HUMOROUS EFFECT.
NEXT TIME, ON "HEY, IT'S THE 80S!!"
IT'S THE SPECIAL PACKAGE SHOW THAT'S ALL ABOUT THAT SUPER COOL DECADE, WRAPPED UP IN EASY-TO-SWALLOW SEGMENTS FOR THE STONERS AND BURNOUTS WHO WATCH VH-1!
AND SPEAKING OF BURNOUTS, HERE'S A #1 HIT FROM A #1 LADY!
"MY BABY TAKES THE MORNING TRAIIIN..."
RANDOM CURRENT POP STAR: OHHH IT'S SHEENA EASTON, I REMEMBER THIS
RANDOM TV HUNKY GUY: YEAH THIS WAS, LIKE, DEFINITELY A SONG I HEARD ON THE RADIO.
MICHAEL IAN BLACK: I WOULD DO SHEENA EASTON. IN THE BUTT.
OKAY OKAY OKAY, NOW HERE'S A LOOK AT A FAMOUS TV SHOW FROM... THE 80S!!
NEXT, ON JOANIE LOVES CHACHI...
RANDOM CURRENT POP STAR: OHHH IT'S JOANIE LOVES CHACHI, I REMEMBER THIS
RANDOM TV HUNKY GUY WHO IS WAY TOO YOUNG TO REMEMBER THIS: YEAH, THIS WAS A TV SHOW.
MICHAEL IAN BLACK: NOW I COULD NEVER SAY I LOVED CHACHI, MAYBE MORE THAT I LIKED CHACHI, BUT I SURE WOULD'VE DONE JOANIE. IN THE BUTT.
AND SPEAKING OF JOANIE LOVES CHACHI, HOW ABOUT THIS? IT'S A RUBIK'S CUBE!
RANDOM CURRENT POP STAR: OHHH IT'S A RUBIK'S CUBE, I REMEMBER THIS
RANDOM TV HUNKY GUY: THIS WAS A PUZZLE THAT YOU HAD TO, LIKE, SOLVE
MICHAEL IAN BLACK: YEAH, I DID THE RUBIK'S CUBE IN THE BUTT. WHAT?! THIS IS MY SCHTICK, COME ON!
BOY, WASN'T THAT FUN REMEMBERING ALL THAT STUFF? HEY! COME BACK NEXT WEEK, WHEN WE REMEMBER A FAVORITE CATCHPHRASE!
RANDOM TV HUNKY GUY: YES, YOU USED TO REPEAT THIS PHRASE OVER AND OVER FOR HUMOROUS EFFECT.
NEXT TIME, ON "HEY, IT'S THE 80S!!"
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Re:
Date: 2004-02-19 05:53 am (UTC)Same with Mo Rocca and the Daily Show.
These guys get a couple of moderately humorous bits and all of a sudden they're "personalities" who get to sit around just talking about shit. Celebrities are bad enough. People who are celebrities for no damn reason...that just confuses me.
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Date: 2004-02-19 07:42 am (UTC)Now, if anyone deserves to start talking shit, its Dave Chappelle. I mean, god, his show is great, he's been hilarious in virtually every movie he's been in, and his stand up kills. He's gotta be "the* black comic right now. Why can't they ask him to sit down and talk about stupid shit like Garbage Pail Kids?
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Date: 2004-02-19 09:04 am (UTC)He was the voice of the Pets.com sock puppet. That should provide some perspective...