ADVENTURES IN CONSPICUOUS CONSUMPTION

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Looky looky, fashion queens!

Colored pencils... you can SMOKE!

Ain't modern science amazing?

wait, by amazing I mean scary

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Now I'm having a nic fit. I used to bum those exact cigarettes at the homosexual social establishments and dance revues I frequented in the early nineties.

They aren't bad, but I prefer the brown mint-flavored (not menthol) kinds.

I can't believe I still have opinions about smokes.

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See, all my years of product ingraining would lead me to believe that each color represents a different flavor, and I know I'd be sorely disappointed if I ever tried any of those. "This tastes like... tobacco!"

Perusing the site a bit further, I see Nat Sherman has a real hard-on for the mint variety.

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That's because they ARE NOT MENTHOL!

Yeah, the colors don't have different flavors. Unless you suffer from synesthesia or something.