ADVENTURES IN CONSPICUOUS CONSUMPTION

[spatch]

Looky looky, fashion queens!

Colored pencils... you can SMOKE!

Ain't modern science amazing?

wait, by amazing I mean scary

Comments

*confuzzled*

[rigel.livejournal.com]

Hmn.

So . . . wait. What's the point of the color? Do you draw with them or something?

Re: *confuzzled*

[spatch]

The point is ... to be fashionable?

There really isn't any other reason for the color, and that's what gets me. It's all for show!

Maybe it's meant to get people to ask "HAY IS THAT BANANA FLAVORED" or something but I'm pretty sure that doesn't happen in fancy, swanky, high-society galas.

Re: *confuzzled*

[sarcasma.livejournal.com]

OK, come on, think think think. Imagine: you're wearing a fabulous outfit with mauve ankle boots and a mauve leather jacket with shoulder pads to kill for (or with) and a sweet little peach sequined tank top - are you gonna smoke a fricking WHITE with TAN FILTER damn cigarette? NO YOU ARE NOT MY MAN... you are going to pull out that little mauvey number, or - if you're that type - you might even pluck out the dishy coral one, just to be kicky.